This isn't it.

su-te-raaa:

CAN WE ALL JUST STOP TO APPRECIATE THIS SLY BASTARD RIGHT HERE

He WAS the reason why Rukia had to stay with Ichigo for a good two months without her powers. (Also allowing Ichigo and Rukia’s bond to grow)

He was also the one to tie Isshin and Masaki’s souls together like a pro. (Resulting in having three beautiful kids)

URAHARA.

YOU ARE THE GOD OF ALL SHIPPERS

(Source: sweetmiserybusiness, via lady-phantomhive)

basically

(Source: sailorrach, via komaedaed)

theperfectbutler:

I must always reblog this.

Shipper’s decree

(Source: guropone, via komaedaed)

thebeatles-inthetardis:

lunathic:

madetoruleyou:

(Source: mchowl, via toxxic-stardust)

vitalsigns-coldhands:

sub-maureen:

skeyi:

tootsienoodles:

freackthehopeful:

skylarghost:

weasleyrocksyoursocks:

seong:

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER

SWEET JESUS

You have your mother’s cheek bones

godDAMMIT NOW WE’RE SHIPPING CUTLERY

TUMBLR YOU NEED TO S T O P

I hope this post comes back to me when it has a short story attached. 

The Utensils were a happy family, just like any other. Fork was a loving, caring father, who worked at a bank, and Spoon was his beautiful wife, who owned a small business that allowed her to spend a lot of time with their son, Spork. Every day, when Fork came home from work, he gently clinked against the rim of Spoon’s face and asked how her day had been. She would go on and on about how her Aunt Bowl was letting anyone fill her up these days, and telling him he would never guess who they got a phone call from today (it was his brother, Knife), and he would just lean back against the china cabinet, staring at his wife’s beautiful reflective surface, and know everything was right in the world. 

One day, however, everything was suddenly not right in the world at all.

Fork woke up in the silverware drawer and instantly knew something was wrong. He looked over to where Spoon normally slept, confused when he saw nothing but empty space. Or, at least, he thought it was empty. It took him a minute to see the small note left there. Oh no. God, no, he thought.

He picked up the note with shaking prongs, and read amid tears:

“Fork,

     I’m sorry to leave you like this, but I just couldn’t face seeing you. It’s too painful. I’m not strong enough to tell you this to your face, and I know that makes me a coward. I know that makes me a horrible utensil. But I can’t do this anymore.

     Do you remember Cow’s party the other night? The night she was so drunk she swore she jumped over the moon? Well, I met someone that night. His name is Dish. And we’re running away together.

     Please, don’t try and find us. Dish makes me happy. He doesn’t spend all day staring at me, looking at himself in my reflection. 

Goodbye, Fork.

-Spoon”

Fork collapsed to the ground, wishing he could tell Spoon that the reason he loved staring at her reflective surface so much, was because of the way her surface magnified everything around her, making it seem so much greater and more beautiful than people could see themselves as normally. Her personality did the same thing. It’s what he loved most about her. And what he would miss most of all.

Oh my God this is gorgeous but I am done

Somebody get this person a frigging Newbery Prize, I need a kleenex omg.

THE DISH RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON AND THE COW AND THE MOON AND I’M ACTUALLY TEARING UP :O

(Source: soy-un-vampido, via komaedaed)

detective-inspector-winchester:

jellyfishonanescalator:

thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis:

I really want this to become a thing. We’ve already gone nautical with ships and canons/cannons. Lets keep it going! 

Plus, I really legitimately want to say “Cuddle me, Shipmate!” to someone.

SO TOTALLY DOING THIS

(Source: thetardiswantscasinit, via komaedaed)

k-iamironman:

singingoah:

apocalyptictacolord:

thoooooooooooooor:

#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

Unknown ship:

Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

Ship remains non-canon?

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

You ALMOST Ship something:

Someone ships something you don’t ship?

Someone insults your ship:

Ship becomes canon:

What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.

When someone shoots your ship down:

that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you

(Source: themagicofvenice, via nicoception)

tsukswickedworld:

mydevilmaycry:

whispersfromthestacks:

I must always reblog this.

NOT IN THE DMC FANDOM

l8r peasants

dmc fandom plz

(Source: guropone, via tsukswickedworld)

supharwholockian-forever:

(via viria)

thoooooooooooooor:

#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

Unknown ship:

Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

Ship remains non-canon?

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

You ALMOST Ship something:

Someone ships something you don’t ship?

Someone insults your ship:

Ship becomes canon:

What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

(Source: themagicofvenice, via neko-land)